Uncensored (They Suck So Bad) Pt.3

Profumum Sorriso

What? Are they serious? Considering the name of the fragrance, I don't think so. Italian word *Sorriso* stands for english word *Smile* but I think at Profumum they understimated the hilarious power of this stuff. It would have probably better be labelled as *Laugh* or, considering how juvenile this stuff smells, even *LOL*. 

A cheap and vile concoction of cacao and hyper-sweet vanilla with a tad of the sweetest sandalwood thrown in. It would suck even in the I Tesori d'Oriente's range. Meh!...with a laugh. 

Rating: 3/10

Juliet Has A Gun Anyway

Ambroxan. Period. If you're already familiar with *Not A Perfume*, Molecule 02 or Diptyque L'Eau Mage, you won't need this.

I think it would have probably be better named as *Whatever*.

I'll stick to L'Eau Mage.

Rating: 4/10

L'Artisan Parfumeur Baticada

Overly sweet and *cheap* smelling concoction of  coconut, calone and some booze with salty facets.

Smells somewhere between a long drink, laundry detergent and a mass market white floral.  Dreadful.

Rating:  4/10

Costume National Scent Gloss

Average quality rosey-powdery fragrance with the typical clean, laundry-detergent, musky base. Safe, mainstream-ish and, in the end, boring. Too juvenile. Nah!

Rating: 4-5/10

Gucci Guilty Black Pour Homme

I initially thought this was the Batman celebrity scent but no, it's still Gucci trying so hard to deliver an aromatic green fougere. Stick to Nobile.

Rating: 4/10

Guerlain Arsene Lupin Voyou

Eeeewk! A total scrubber! Harsh and strongly synthetic woody-patch-sandalwood combo with dreadful spicy notes thrown-in! MEH With a notes list like that, how can they do it wrong?

No No No!

Rating: 4/10

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